shit, if I was near your office
I'd do it
I damn well would
I'd be at reception, 'Yes, I have an appointment with Pete in his office right now'
and like they'd send me up
and I'd be like 'Pete, here's a pudding'*
*yes, I would actually do this, as it would amuse me.
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Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:23,
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I damn well would
I'd be at reception, 'Yes, I have an appointment with Pete in his office right now'
and like they'd send me up
and I'd be like 'Pete, here's a pudding'*
*yes, I would actually do this, as it would amuse me.
I second this.
In fact I think there's something in this. Flashmob-esque, but at a given time on a given day, everybody simply presents a total stranger with pudding.
spread the love, I say.
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Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:27,
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spread the love, I say.
it'd probably violate EU food safety legislation and we'd have to be tased by the police
and then fall down the stairs in the cell a few times
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Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:28,
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I thought you said we'd have to be tasted by the police
which sounded quite kinky. Then I reread it and was disappointed :(
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Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:31,
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well, we'll smell like chicken when they've finished zapping us
so the likelyhood of the filt having cannibalistic urges is high
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Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:35,
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