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# shit, if I was near your office
I'd do it

I damn well would

I'd be at reception, 'Yes, I have an appointment with Pete in his office right now'

and like they'd send me up

and I'd be like 'Pete, here's a pudding'*

*yes, I would actually do this, as it would amuse me.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I second this.
In fact I think there's something in this. Flashmob-esque, but at a given time on a given day, everybody simply presents a total stranger with pudding.

spread the love, I say.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# it'd probably violate EU food safety legislation and we'd have to be tased by the police
and then fall down the stairs in the cell a few times
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Bloody Romans :(
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I thought you said we'd have to be tasted by the police
which sounded quite kinky. Then I reread it and was disappointed :(
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# well, we'll smell like chicken when they've finished zapping us
so the likelyhood of the filt having cannibalistic urges is high
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# \o/
you speak truth
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# ha ha ha I would love for this to happen
it would make staring at maps of 18th century Liverpool seem somehow..worth it
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# oh yeah man, I'd totally do it.
:)
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)