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My wife cut her twat on a splinter of plastic from a Tesco Value vibrator.
A quick application of mint sauce worked a treat. It stung a bit but worth all the effort.
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Captn Hood-Butter
is not dead yet.
, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:59,
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cut her twat? How could you tell?
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LS18
, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:02,
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I imagine the blood might have given it away
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Joe Scaramanga
with a G-double-O-D vibration
, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:04,
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a dicey conclusion, depending on time of month
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LS18
, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:06,
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Obvious really.
She had been dropping clots the previous week and also I heard the scream coming from the bathroom and the whiring of the defective bush buzzer.
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Captn Hood-Butter
is not dead yet.
, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:08,
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cut twat confirmed
another calamity averted
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LS18
, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:19,
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