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[challenge entry] The inevitable shameless advertising .

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From the Jesus on Tour challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Chirst! you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Mint Sauce can heal just about anything
well... ok... maybe just my hunger for lambykins

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Can't heal lamb!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:56, archived)
# My wife cut her twat on a splinter of plastic from a Tesco Value vibrator.
A quick application of mint sauce worked a treat. It stung a bit but worth all the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:59, archived)
# cut her twat? How could you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I imagine the blood might have given it away
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# a dicey conclusion, depending on time of month
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Obvious really.
She had been dropping clots the previous week and also I heard the scream coming from the bathroom and the whiring of the defective bush buzzer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:08, archived)
# cut twat confirmed
another calamity averted
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# ^ Popular Jesus is popular!

In other news: Abstaining Boobies Get "Sexier"

Pffftttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)