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# HAVE A FUCKING COKE

COKE FUCKING COKE COKE FUCKING FUCUUUUCK....
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Wooaahah ffffooeeeaaaaahhh ffhfhhnnnhnhnhnhnNNNNNRRR RNRNRNRNR RRNNNNNRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# GRAAAAAHHH!
*babble and drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# but please.. first have a coke...
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(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# does it contain bacardi
or vodka?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# It has beetles and moss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# then i shall stick with tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# There's some plastic and earwig fingers in your tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# that's what happens when you buy organic tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Also I did some wee in your sink!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# which one?
if it was the bathroom sink, it'll clear away the toothpaste marks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I'm trapped in your cabinets.
I'm in the cabinet with the cups. Send help.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# which cabinet with cups?
there are 3, i've got a lot of cups
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Deploy rescue teams to all three.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# there's only enough manpower
to search the cupboard over the kettle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Do you have decaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# NO WE DON'T HAVE DECAF!!!
*shudders*

*engages light speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Good job Prodigy69's not about.
I think a little longer and I will be compelled to go and get a coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# aaaarggh!
christ! (see below)
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# *Sips Pepsi*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# u wood
:P
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