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[challenge entry] It was a promotional tour

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(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# don't get it on those cuts
it'll sting like a bastard
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# He likes to use it...



...down below
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
# >.<
as someone who won't even use perfumed soap, this makes me make a noise like "squeee"
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Like a piggy?
Southern Comfort style
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# more in a high-pitched "ooh, that must hurt" kind of way
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# >.<
same difference, dirty-lols
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# heheheh
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# squelk bub molt bong splat mimsy boat sponge trap pigeon fault fire chicken soup roasted oxen
bison clap frond bucket taupe glee hatch jump pylon zone pincer.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# i like the idea of a glee hatch
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# it's like a glory hole but with fittings
:D
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# what kind of fittings?
i'm all intrigued now
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# multiple hinges
and a wetwipe dispenser
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# handy!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Ahaaaaaa!
Polite tourettes
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# sparrow tongue splat beep horse trumpet ganis molex gasp rubber foot long hat van palms
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# "horse trumpet"
Parp!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Oh Jeremy
You annoying... dayshift thing.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Yep.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 2:28, archived)
# The pain of splashing on the aftershave
But once he's on the cross you can position him anywhere you like in the house... like a glade touch-and-fresh.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Smells just like blood, sweat and artificially synthesized frankincense.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)