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[challenge entry] Not much call for carpenters...

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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 7:56, archived)
# That reminds me of that band

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:08, archived)
# The Carpenters?
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I'm probably missing something here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Rissing a bit here, as I can actually understand what you're saying ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Leg of Lamb of God I might grasp :0
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:20, archived)
# that makes even less sense.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:23, archived)
# hell im groping
I'll just conclude that Jesus opened up a food joint and leave it with that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:24, archived)
# And I'll conclude it has nothing to do with Death Metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:27, archived)
# That is true

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Selling lamb kebabs
with his name on it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)
# It's a kebab shop.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:39, archived)
# I like to think
that since he called it Lamb of God, he's selling bits of his body for people to eat, therefore making this a sly comment on the cannibalism inherent in Holy Communion.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Well
who wouldn't want the Lamb of God?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)