Entirely this.
Sit next to the fat person, though apparently it's a bit rude to spray 'IN CASE OF EMERGENCY THIS IS PROPERTY OF A VAGABOND' on them. They don't like it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:30,
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Use a stencil.
It's a lot quicker and they can't turn fast enough to catch you doing it.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:32,
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