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A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
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Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
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Sit next to the fat person, though apparently it's a bit rude to spray "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY THIS IS PROPERTY OF A VAGABOND" on them. They don't like it.
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Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:30,
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It's a lot quicker and they can't turn fast enough to catch you doing it.
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Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:32,
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And if they catch me looking, I can just lean over and say "I'm not leching. Just wondering what you taste like with a little seasoning and a pinch of salt, flash roasted over an aviation fuel pit fire."
Although I must be pedantic. How is bunny sitting in window? The edges of them slope sharply. No windowsill.
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Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:00,
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Although I must be pedantic. How is bunny sitting in window? The edges of them slope sharply. No windowsill.