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Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers
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My latest project: Free short story audio books.

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Entirely this.
Sit next to the fat person, though apparently it's a bit rude to spray "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY THIS IS PROPERTY OF A VAGABOND" on them. They don't like it.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Use a stencil.
It's a lot quicker and they can't turn fast enough to catch you doing it.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Nice thighs, nice breasts
Shame they don't have any wings.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# yeesh...
some do.

*shudder*
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# pfft
nicely
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I must try this
And if they catch me looking, I can just lean over and say "I'm not leching. Just wondering what you taste like with a little seasoning and a pinch of salt, flash roasted over an aviation fuel pit fire."
Although I must be pedantic. How is bunny sitting in window? The edges of them slope sharply. No windowsill.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)