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# amaraic
he spoke amaraic. an i reckon he said my dad is bigger than yours
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Was he dyslexic?
Did he actually say, "take up thy bed and wank"?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# he died a virgin
32 yrs old and a virgin and i thought my life was shit
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# The bible doesn't document jesus taking a single shit
are we to believe that he never did a poo?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# mmmm
the key challenge is that if he poo'd then it must float on water.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Floaters are the messiahs of poo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# WELL THE DAVINCI CODE SAYS HE WASN'T
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# yeah so where is the porn movie
no evidence eh
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# he died a virgin? what colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Isn't it funny how "Gospel Truth" is fiction?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)