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[challenge entry] Maybe going back to carpentry wouldn't be such a good idea...

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(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
# haha--always wondered how he swore
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# CUNT
something like that i'd imagine, but in hebrew
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# oh, I bet that just rolls off the tongue
*not*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
#
הכוס
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# amaraic
he spoke amaraic. an i reckon he said my dad is bigger than yours
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Was he dyslexic?
Did he actually say, "take up thy bed and wank"?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# he died a virgin
32 yrs old and a virgin and i thought my life was shit
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# The bible doesn't document jesus taking a single shit
are we to believe that he never did a poo?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# mmmm
the key challenge is that if he poo'd then it must float on water.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Floaters are the messiahs of poo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# WELL THE DAVINCI CODE SAYS HE WASN'T
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# yeah so where is the porn movie
no evidence eh
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# he died a virgin? what colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Isn't it funny how "Gospel Truth" is fiction?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# This is good
Like REALLY good!

Have an old image I found (that I did) for the W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I clicked
but all I got was a lousy hosting website :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# b3tards saves!
*saves me the cost of proper hosting*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I fairness I almost always use b3tards for hosting
but that wasn;t staying in line with the rest of my post so damn it to hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Dave Grohl.
(I'mOffKilter can't be arsed, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 8:54, archived)