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# rapey.


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(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# That's exactly what I read when I saw that advert.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# as did i
thus i had to make it and get it out of my noggin.
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Good effort.
Now, just replace all the real ads with yours.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# how appropriate
i fear you may be for posting this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# i really cant believe there are adverts on tv telling you that rape is bad
for fucks sake, who do they think we are?


...rapists?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# its not big, its not clever
but its jolly good fun!
(BootBeat, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Well 9 out of 10 etc...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# What??
Statistically??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Yep, statistically.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# i'm sure i wasn't the only one
who was thinking "ooh it's getting good now!" when it got to the bit with the alley.
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# It's not rape
If you yell surprise first*

*May not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# It's not rape if they can't say no
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# or if you shout "i dare thee to take me within you"
i'm sure that's an ancient yet still intact medieval law.
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# most likely
somewhere in the laws of cunnilingis
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)
# what does the original say?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# "Short word, Long sentence"
www.gmp.police.uk/mainsite/pages/47122b025b5625568025750f00338a0c.htm
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# this is where i got the original:
www.westmercia.police.uk/news/news-articles/rape-short-word-long-sentence.html
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)
# what a strange advert...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# There's two tv adverts from both male and female viewpoints
i saw them both in the adverts before 'Twighlight New Moon: A Girls Choice Between Beastiality and Necrophelia'.
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# what..?
....Theres a version for women?

I wouldnt mind being raped by a woman!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# even if it consisted of having a small cruise-liner shoved down your pennywinkle?
and your bumpassage tickled by a dwarf?
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)