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# How many years do you think it would take me to get from cleaner to president of the nobel peace prize committee?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# They're swedish, so...
...ten, since that's when Norway will buy Sweden outright.

Can I get a peace prize?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# (I think all of the Nobel prizes are awarded by Swedes except the peace one, which is chosen by Norwegian academics)
And yeah sure I'm gonna base my whole application on your candidacy for the prize. My way of saying thanks for the cleaner job. First rung and all.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Really?
Two years then.

Bloody bossy Norwegian academics. Cheers for the prize, though, and don't forget to clean that patch behind the bath. They never clean there.

(There is a bath in the toilet upstairs at the office. I like this place.)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)