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[challenge entry] Merry Xmas

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(thumper131, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# KEVIN CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Grim
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# To the bunker!

I'll bring some cheese
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I have bikkies and gherkins.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I read that as "bikinis and cheese"
Either way, I'm in
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Cheese bikinis!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Cheesinis!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# SOLD!
They missed out on a trick with that M&S advert!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I can't believe they changed that advert.
I can't believe they took the sexism complaints against "Gene Hunt" seriously. Bah grumpy grumble etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# What?!
That was the best part!

I saw a Gene Hunt calendar the other day. I also saw the most specific calendar ever. The waterskiing west highland terrier calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# LMAO specialist calendars FTW.
I love corporate ones and used to have a huge collection of very strange ones indeed.

Ironically I think the replacement Gene Hunt bit is even more rude than the first one. He now talks about his missus waking up to a large surprise...... before the picture changes to a boringly boring handbag.

A whopping 6 people complain and they pull the advert. What is this world coming to etc etc.

M&S Christmas TV ad 'offensive'
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I'll get the stove going
Cheese on toast all round
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Oh I could murder cheese on toast now, actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I just had a cheese, tuna and tabasco baguette
it was lovely but it was meant to be hot and melty. Still nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# *drools*
Right, i'm off to Camden to find something toasted like this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# This is bigger than Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Psst! You might want to edit that and make it under 100kB.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# i'd use a different colour font
the opacity levels are quite confusing...is the bird tryin to light a ciggy? discuss...
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Haha!
Have a related pea.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# does he get fatter while hes on the phone?
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# It's all those darn mince pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# haha
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)