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# Dear Zak's mum
I'm really sorry but I can't manage 6 'o' clock.

If I post the bogies to you can you please wipe them on yourself?

Best retards

DTH


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I bet you're still reading this,
despite it going off-board.

Whereas you should be off somewhere researching your duck proportions.
How can you possibly expect to pass your duck ergonomics exams if you're too busy reading b3ta posts of the past or packaging mail-order bogies to old women?
Hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Of course I'm not still reading this!
I'm off researching duck ergonomics . . .

*wipes bogey on package*

*sticks stamp on sticky bogey*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Good, I didn't think you'd be still reading this
hence my not checking it (or replying to it).

*quits philately forever*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Buy new DTH brand extra-salty stamps
Mmmmm!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I feel obliged to support your new venture.
I'd consider it my stamp duty.

ho ho ho.
If only Dave was still reading this...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah, he'd've loved that
he'd've loved thatHe's very fond of puns

but as you say he stopped reading ages ago because he's so cool


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# That's not what I heard...
I heard his name was rhyming slang and that he doesn't actually use MS Paint. I heard he was actually not even a "real" person at all, but rather an evil corporate marketing agency that is using underhand methods to advertise on "the Internets" and that his stuff is full of subliminal messages and that he also smells of wet biscuits.

I'm pleased he isn't reading this any more, or DaveCorp Ltd. would probably send out an assassin or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *leaps out from behind the curtain swinging a visciously over-elaborate ninja weapon*
HAAAIIIII-YIIIIIIII!

*own ear plops wetly onto the carpet*

Ow!

*slinks off leaving only a wet biscuity smell*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# haha!
I bet this morning, when you woke-up, you didn't expect to be typing that paragraph today.


It read a bit like a specialist porn novel.
Very specialist.

I bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Ashally, I wrote it last night, it's just
I wrote it last night it's justan amazing coincidence


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# And I'm CERTAINLY not checking this
the following morning to ensure I get the last word!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Me neither.
That would be incredibly sad.

Which of course I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Especially this late on a Friday night . . .
the following morning to ensure I get the last word!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Now that would be sad.
So it's just as well this hasn't spilled-over into Saturday...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Ahhhh, Monday morning and I've completely
Monday morning and I've completelyforgotten about this thread . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# It's a shame Dave's not about
otherwise I'd be able to smugly climb aboard my pedant box and point-out that it's Monday afternoon not morning.

Although I'd probably think twice about getting into a pedantry bout as I'm particularly good at getting things wrong myself.
So instead, I'd probably just say something else instead.

Like "Poooooooo! What's that smell? Has somebody dropped a packet of digestives in a puddle?"
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# yeah, but I think if Dave were here,
but I think if Dave were herehe might point out that he was so pissed Sunday night he missed a few hours . . . still he obviously wasn't that pissed that he completely forgot about this thread.

shit

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Pardon?
You'll have to speak up - I'm not here.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:10, archived)