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# *leaps out from behind the curtain swinging a visciously over-elaborate ninja weapon*
HAAAIIIII-YIIIIIIII!

*own ear plops wetly onto the carpet*

Ow!

*slinks off leaving only a wet biscuity smell*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# haha!
I bet this morning, when you woke-up, you didn't expect to be typing that paragraph today.


It read a bit like a specialist porn novel.
Very specialist.

I bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Ashally, I wrote it last night, it's just
I wrote it last night it's justan amazing coincidence


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# And I'm CERTAINLY not checking this
the following morning to ensure I get the last word!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Me neither.
That would be incredibly sad.

Which of course I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Especially this late on a Friday night . . .
the following morning to ensure I get the last word!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Now that would be sad.
So it's just as well this hasn't spilled-over into Saturday...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Ahhhh, Monday morning and I've completely
Monday morning and I've completelyforgotten about this thread . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# It's a shame Dave's not about
otherwise I'd be able to smugly climb aboard my pedant box and point-out that it's Monday afternoon not morning.

Although I'd probably think twice about getting into a pedantry bout as I'm particularly good at getting things wrong myself.
So instead, I'd probably just say something else instead.

Like "Poooooooo! What's that smell? Has somebody dropped a packet of digestives in a puddle?"
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# yeah, but I think if Dave were here,
but I think if Dave were herehe might point out that he was so pissed Sunday night he missed a few hours . . . still he obviously wasn't that pissed that he completely forgot about this thread.

shit

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Pardon?
You'll have to speak up - I'm not here.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:10, archived)