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i bought all my gifts ages ago
*smugs*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:12,
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other people are supposed to buy yours -
and you buy other people's (mine's a bottle of scotch cheers)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:14,
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i've bought all the gifts i'm giving out this year
i'm using my own special hypnosis to convince my mate to get me the new harry potter film
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:16,
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That was so convincing ....
I am now going out to get you the new Hairy Twatter (sorry Harry Potter ) film
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:19,
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yay!
now, do my dishes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:20,
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I obey oh great one!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:26,
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good, good
*rubs hands together*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:28,
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should I do that for you too, since I have my arms in your sink!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:34,
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no, i can manage that
but i do want a cup of tea
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:36,
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coming
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:17,
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I don't have any friends to give presents to
*smugs*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:14,
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that must be a huge saving
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:16,
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no, cause I spend it all on crack and pornsite memberships and chips
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:18,
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what else is there?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:20,
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That's disgusting!
I prefer Southern Fries
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:20,
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I used "chips" as a generic term to mean anything chip-like
Southern Fries do fall into that category. Or anything you could chip I suppose.
Chips of beef. Beef chips.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:22,
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wood chips?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:25,
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It's a shame that presents bought over a week away from christmas day don't count.
They don't have the christmas sparkle. The closer to christmas day you leave it the more sparkle they have, with christmas eve, of course, being best.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:16,
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i shall buy myself a bikini on christmas eve
if you are right, it should have ample sparkle
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:19,
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That's not a gift.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:23,
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it's my gift to myself
and any bloke i see
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:25,
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