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# I prefer it with noise
I'm OLD SKOOL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# So when do you move to Oslo anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# beginning of january
two weeks later i get thrown in a norwegian jail for taking numerous photos of blonde girls with long legs and photoshopping them and posting them on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Well don't forget to get me a job there in that intermediate period.
I'm counting on you here, I've dropped out of university and started learning Norwegian
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# i hate to be the one to tell you
but you've been learning nynorsk and you should've been learning bokmal
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Oh brilliant and I bet that flat I sold one and a half kidneys to buy is actually in Oslo, Texas
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# you got it
:(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# There's a town in Colorado called Pueblo.
I mean, really. Come on. Try harder than that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# There's a town in Switzerland called
Cockmunching Cuntholes. No shit.

On the sign on your way in it says "Cockmunching Cuntholes. No shit. Twinned with Corby, United Kingdom."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# As in...
"that's starting to hurt, how about we 'move to Oslo' for a while?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# hahahaha
yes, exactly like that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# He never listens to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)