
This is what I consider my best, your mileage may vary. In any case, it's my favorite.
I was 14 years old, and one night I suddenly took sick and ran into the bathroom to empty my stomach. I was just about done, and with one last mighty retch...my retainer fell out of my mouth, sunk through the miasma of vomit, and down to the bottom of the toilet.
I had to make a decision. If I tried to retreive my retainer, it would be, well, remarkably disgusting, seeing as how it was sitting in a crapper full of barf. If I didn't retrieve it and tried to flush it down, I would be out one orthodontic appliance and possibly end up causing damage to the plumbing, both of which would piss off my parents immensely.
So, I did the only thing I could. I rolled up my sleeve and went fishing. Flushed the mess away and did a surgical scrub on my retainer, hands and arms for probably half an hour. You can believe I made sure that never happened again.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:41,
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I was 14 years old, and one night I suddenly took sick and ran into the bathroom to empty my stomach. I was just about done, and with one last mighty retch...my retainer fell out of my mouth, sunk through the miasma of vomit, and down to the bottom of the toilet.
I had to make a decision. If I tried to retreive my retainer, it would be, well, remarkably disgusting, seeing as how it was sitting in a crapper full of barf. If I didn't retrieve it and tried to flush it down, I would be out one orthodontic appliance and possibly end up causing damage to the plumbing, both of which would piss off my parents immensely.
So, I did the only thing I could. I rolled up my sleeve and went fishing. Flushed the mess away and did a surgical scrub on my retainer, hands and arms for probably half an hour. You can believe I made sure that never happened again.

Only slightly less ambitious than 'Avatar'.
IMAX, all that.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:57,
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IMAX, all that.