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once i had a baffs with mrs.fiend and got bubblebath in my mouf and done a sicks all in the waterz :( *true fact* have you done anything of such sorts before, because im very proud
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:16, archived)
# I once did what people in SW England apparently call a "whirlysplat".
But, thank fuck, I was on my own at the time. Although my flatmate did subsequently ask what'd happened to the bathmat thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Who hasn't!
There was a place that did drugs testing that went by the name of Pharmchem. They had a party. There were drugs. I went out to my car with some gorgeous babe to smoek a joint. I puked out my window. End of night.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:23, archived)
# And now you've got three tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Yes but, I had those before I ever smoked the pot.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)
# That's Pharmchem for ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Pot has that effect on me
which makes it hard for me to understand why people can use it as an anti-emetic. But, horses for courses.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Last year, I was doing a prep for colonoscopy
which involved drinking 64 ounces of Powerade with laxative mixed in. I soon found myself unable to leave the toilet, when my stomach decided it had dealt with the mixture long enough, and rejected what remained inside. I couldn't throw off the ballast in the toilet, tub, or sink, so I had to just lean over and let fly. I made a perfect hit on the towel I had on the floor as a bathmat. Saved a lot of cleanup time, and the green color washed out surprisingly well.

Did you like that? It's not even my best puke story.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:28, archived)
# *asks*
whats your best puke story?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:34, archived)
# *answers*
This is what I consider my best, your mileage may vary. In any case, it's my favorite.

I was 14 years old, and one night I suddenly took sick and ran into the bathroom to empty my stomach. I was just about done, and with one last mighty retch...my retainer fell out of my mouth, sunk through the miasma of vomit, and down to the bottom of the toilet.

I had to make a decision. If I tried to retreive my retainer, it would be, well, remarkably disgusting, seeing as how it was sitting in a crapper full of barf. If I didn't retrieve it and tried to flush it down, I would be out one orthodontic appliance and possibly end up causing damage to the plumbing, both of which would piss off my parents immensely.

So, I did the only thing I could. I rolled up my sleeve and went fishing. Flushed the mess away and did a surgical scrub on my retainer, hands and arms for probably half an hour. You can believe I made sure that never happened again.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:41, archived)
# This demands a serious animation project.
Only slightly less ambitious than 'Avatar'.
IMAX, all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:57, archived)
# somebody get James Cameron on the phone
I, uh, lost his number. Yeah, that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Face it: you just can't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:39, archived)
# My puke story also involves powerade
My friends and I had been tripping and wandering around chinatown staring at neon all night and began wandering back to one mate's student accommodation.

On the way there he mentioned that his dorm was full of rugby fuckwits who would spew all over the bathroom and not clean up, so it would sit there until the end of the week until the cleaner came.

Long story short, after an evening of drinking blue powerade I did a massive blue spew all over the bathroom floor. A couple of hours later there's a commotion in the hallway and we all go out to investigate.

Some meathead was claiming that it was his spew and high fiving his mates who were apparently impressed by it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:35, archived)
# I think we learned something today
1. Vomit is power.
2. Powerade should have its name changed to Vomitade.

I still have an aversion to the stuff, but it was the least offensive prep solution I've had to consume, by a long shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:37, archived)
# I don't think I've ever had to drink a 'prep solution'.
Maybe that'll change in the next few years, I hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:48, archived)
# The prep process is the worst part of having a colonoscopy.
Well, apart from waking up during the procedure and feeling waves of godawful pain.

The best part is the drugs they give you to knock you out for it. Almost makes having a camera shoved up your arse worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:12, archived)
# The Original and Best
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:56, archived)
# PURPLE DRANK
You could get some awesome looking spew from that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 6:29, archived)
# Haha
I don't have any good puke stories.

The most memorable was snorting back a booger till it got stuck in my throat and a I spit it out of the playground blacktop. I just stared at the booger for a minute and then hurled.

And then the Catholic school teachers made me feel bad about it.

I wish I didn't still have hate in my heart for those old bitches, but I do.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:52, archived)
# I spent a couple of weeks in a Catholic hospital when I was young and had pneumonia.
The nurses were bitchy. One of them damn near bit my head off when she saw I was hanging out with the little girl in the room across the hall from mine. For God's sake, I was five years old. I didn't know anything about communicable diseases, I just knew there was a girl my age across the hall, we were bored and she had comic books.

Something about that religion makes monsters out of certain people.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Indeed it does.
I had some lovely male Catholic school teachers in high school. I think the difference is between Sisters and Brothers. My sisters' school, run by nuns, sounded like it was the same old shit.

Crusty old, latent-homosexual, automysogynistic bitches...

On the other hand though, none of the Brothers ever tried to touch my 14 year old cock. But to be fair, not many people were trying to touch my 14 year old cock.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:19, archived)
# You shall become the Pet Shop Boys of the 21st century
AICM£1,000,000.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:05, archived)
# cute picture, except for the tubboy effect :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:31, archived)
# And I do love his evident pleasure.
It makes me quizzical about her evident displeasure.

Women! What do you bleedin' expect?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:36, archived)
# She must have been expecting something
to be wearing that crash helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:42, archived)
# she should have done a tubgirl in response.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:42, archived)
# *his*
meaning *mine* i was laughing my head off
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:44, archived)
# "I was only trying to make you happy, babe."`
" ..."

"Oh, ffs. There's no pleasing some people."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:50, archived)
# Bubble tit
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:55, archived)
# well done!
when i die no one who cares about my life will ever know im dead xD
edit : was ment for the post below (well the last part) /introspective /recursive / cant spellive cause im drunkive
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:16, archived)