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# Haha
I don't have any good puke stories.

The most memorable was snorting back a booger till it got stuck in my throat and a I spit it out of the playground blacktop. I just stared at the booger for a minute and then hurled.

And then the Catholic school teachers made me feel bad about it.

I wish I didn't still have hate in my heart for those old bitches, but I do.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:52, archived)
# I spent a couple of weeks in a Catholic hospital when I was young and had pneumonia.
The nurses were bitchy. One of them damn near bit my head off when she saw I was hanging out with the little girl in the room across the hall from mine. For God's sake, I was five years old. I didn't know anything about communicable diseases, I just knew there was a girl my age across the hall, we were bored and she had comic books.

Something about that religion makes monsters out of certain people.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Indeed it does.
I had some lovely male Catholic school teachers in high school. I think the difference is between Sisters and Brothers. My sisters' school, run by nuns, sounded like it was the same old shit.

Crusty old, latent-homosexual, automysogynistic bitches...

On the other hand though, none of the Brothers ever tried to touch my 14 year old cock. But to be fair, not many people were trying to touch my 14 year old cock.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:19, archived)
# You shall become the Pet Shop Boys of the 21st century
AICM£1,000,000.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 5:05, archived)