What's really vexing is the way people do it on TVsaying 'come on, come on' and giving up if the person doesn't fucking wake up. YOU DON'T GIVE UP! YOU KEEP IT UP TIL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE ARRIVES!
Bloody television.
(Bloody television.
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:18,
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That's the point. They're not going to wake up, the goal is to keep them alive until the magic life machine arrives.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:20,
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because...only PAs, MDs and the correctly licensed EMTs can pronounce death...
Unless they have no head. Then it's just obvious.
(Unless they have no head. Then it's just obvious.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:21,
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What would mouth-to-mouth on a bodyless head sound like?I suspect a flobbettyflobrassssp noise.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:23,
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Oh.So Mr Fluffy won't ever wake up ever again?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:24,
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No, CM... I am sorry to say he won't...*anomine Padre, Sancto Sanctus*
*bums*
(*bums*
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:26,
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2 minutes of saying that works miraclesIt often results in the person regaining full consciousness, staggering to their feet and just looking a bit tired just in time for the nice sunset over the battlefield or wherever.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:21,
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then ontoACTION!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:25,
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