he fisted my chimeny
while dick van dyke was cleaning it.
Near doubled my bill that.
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Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:50,
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it was all I could do to stop Dick from calling his lawyers.
To add insult to injury Santa just kept mocking his cockney accent.
it was entirely a shennanigan of the most heinous order.
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Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:54,
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