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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Santa got drunk and touched mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# She liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Santa did a wee inside you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)
# he fisted my chimeny
while dick van dyke was cleaning it.

Near doubled my bill that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I don't think you're making this up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# it was all I could do to stop Dick from calling his lawyers.
To add insult to injury Santa just kept mocking his cockney accent.

it was entirely a shennanigan of the most heinous order.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Luckily he'd been on the pineapple lately
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# It was a bad wee and it made you very angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# There's no such thing as a bad wee
Be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
# What if you wee vomit?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# That's what happens to vegetarians
They seem happy, though a little pale
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# As long as it was under the mistletoe
that's perfectly acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Oh rad - a loophole.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I believe it's the defence OJ Simpson used
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)