A MIDGET!In 1939, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre tripped over and landed in a bowl of hot washing. “It was really annoying,” said the maniacal creator of worlds, “I used to be 6 foot tall, but now, and what a lot of people don’t know, is that I am only actually 171/16 inches tall.”
“I was so pissed off with the cunting laundry that I decided to wage war on Poland. I was actually with my mate Adolf at the time. He said that I should calm down and sleep on it, but I was so enraged that I told him to fuck off. In retrospect, that was a bit harsh as he was a lovely man, and had only just got a new tattoo. It was of a Sanskrit word meaning Lucky.
“Anyway, as I was so little, nobody saw me start it all, so they blamed poor old Adie. Oh well....”
(“I was so pissed off with the cunting laundry that I decided to wage war on Poland. I was actually with my mate Adolf at the time. He said that I should calm down and sleep on it, but I was so enraged that I told him to fuck off. In retrospect, that was a bit harsh as he was a lovely man, and had only just got a new tattoo. It was of a Sanskrit word meaning Lucky.
“Anyway, as I was so little, nobody saw me start it all, so they blamed poor old Adie. Oh well....”
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:35,
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bless you
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:29,
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