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# When I get to Heaven
my diet will certainly be Pie Chips and Beans. But not at the moment sadly. But I am just about to go and make some Spaghetti Quornalaise which tastes as yuck as it sounds.
can't mix proteins with carbs
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# just do what i did
cheat!
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# I predict a diet
for me. Ive hit 16stone, so unless I grow taller im in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Buy a bigger house
Buy bigger furniture, Buy a bigger car. Buy bigger clothes.
that way you'll look smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Ill need to inflate the wife a bit more tho, but excellent idea and a cunning plan
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Simples
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)