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# trots this out again
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 7:46, archived)
# i hope you're all enjoying the global warming this fine morning!
what sort of cunt schedules a global warming summit in Scandinavia, in winter, in a cold snap?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:14, archived)
# My missus got a snow day today
no fair!

We're gonna try and persuade the boss to let us stay in the pub all afternoon instead
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Snow + Pub = Perfection :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:32, archived)
# until you fall arse over tit on the way home
and break your legs

which i nearly did sober this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:37, archived)
# What's bad about broken legs at christmas? :D
"Bring me my wine and presents wench!"
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:48, archived)
# This was the Netherlands yesterday
and probably also today, but I've learned my lesson and I won't be going on any public transportation today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I finally found out
the difference between the Netherlands and Holland last night

Thank you QI

And good nings to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Ha, good, good

And a good ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# pfft
YOU ICE BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:05, archived)