there's such a thing? (masturbating too little, not cancel)
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:,
Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:00,
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Yes.Look at your wrists. If they are both the same thickness you are not masterbating enough.
This is science.
(This is science.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:01,
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Woo hoo!One wrist a la Popeye.
One wrist a la Twiglet.
(thin.. not brown and nobbly. That'll be like my fist)
(One wrist a la Twiglet.
(thin.. not brown and nobbly. That'll be like my fist)
Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:,
Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:03,
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in the Highlandsthe old dears used stone grinders to crush grain with - they'd pull the stone wheels round with one hand and throw the grains in with the other, so they ended up with one massively developed muscle on one arm and a weedy scrawny one on the other, like a wrinkly fiddler crab
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:04,
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So depending on your taste you can choose a suitible arm when requesting a Scottish, old lady hand shandy? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:07,
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