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# 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Yup, that sounds like the morning BBC news
the next "report" is likely to be about a BBC tv program
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I blame Wossy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I blame everyone but myself
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Yes!
lady newsreader is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# typos
but not enough for
BBC breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah
I noticed two:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Last thing I heard was that you can get cancel from masturbating too little
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# oH NOES!
Not cancel!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# there's such a thing?
(masturbating too little, not cancel)
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Yes.
Look at your wrists. If they are both the same thickness you are not masterbating enough.
This is science.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Woo hoo!
One wrist a la Popeye.
One wrist a la Twiglet.

(thin.. not brown and nobbly. That'll be like my fist)
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# in the Highlands
the old dears used stone grinders to crush grain with - they'd pull the stone wheels round with one hand and throw the grains in with the other, so they ended up with one massively developed muscle on one arm and a weedy scrawny one on the other, like a wrinkly fiddler crab
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# So depending on your taste you can choose a suitible arm when requesting a Scottish, old lady hand shandy?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# arse cancel?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Oh fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)