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# I've nawt done any :(
The past month was difficult to say the least. Do you think she'll mind some mints from the hospitality bar and a wadded up piece of paper?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Flowers from a petrol station
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# can they smell of petrol?
Mmmm... Petrol...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I, too, have not started. I was supposed to today but instead I slept.
Anyway, how wadded is this paper. Like, out of 10. Mums don't like paper which is +8/10 wadded.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# What do you want for crissmuss, Tt'tt?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I asked for some LPs and a pair of SR60i's.
What about you, Ben?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Hey they're nice speakers for your ears.
All I want for christmas is you.

Haha, srsly tho.

I requested a dee vee dee boxset and a better radio/alarm thing because my current one turns the volume down by itself so I don't wake up. Also: pony.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Pony is high quality pony.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# There's a recession on
Mummy and Daddy can't give me a golden one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# What about a yellow one? Yellow is basically gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I would give it a solid 7
It's not entirely wadded, and you can still see some of the newsprint...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Seven units of wadding? Damn you're a pro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I am!
:D
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