you are Emo Philips and I claim my downtrodden story about how life was ironically tough as a child
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:19,
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No I'm not him.So no, no downtrodded story for you.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:24,
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aww :(not even the one about going down to the playground to watch the kids jump up and down and run about screaming, but they don't know you're only using blanks?
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:27,
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Would you mind pretending for a few moments?It seems like the only polite thing to do.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:29,
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I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:33,
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I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:33,
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I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:34,
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Thankyou that is very good manners.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:36,
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I'm sorry I can't do the voice properly. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:37,
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but you got the hair down to a tee:D
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:37,
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Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:36,
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I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:37,
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