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# too soon?


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(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# RIS?
Who died?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Tis Brittany Murphy
star of......*trails of*

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8423785.stm
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Brittany Bucket?
Is she related to Hyacinth?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# My brain did that thought too
Get outttttttta my brain! Gerrrrrr out! Gerrrrrr out!
(M. Oignons Lurking, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I'll just slip this into the emerging crockerfest
www.b3tards.com/u/f0395281a36db298c9bb/kkcrocker.jpg

I'm not posting the picture though, it scares me a little
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Dude.
Leave Chris Crockershit alone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Yeeargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# O Hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# She was very sexeh
(JoePesky, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# she will be for a couple more days
/mortician's blog
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I hope if anyone tries it with her
she farts
(JoePesky, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# i wonder if corpses do fart when moved around
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# eww. you guys are gross.
eww.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I wonder if the human body can still run 100m after decapitation
then fart
(JoePesky, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# no, not like a chicken
the running would have to have been a fearful reaction, but the balance center would be gone as soon as the head goes byebye. My best guess would be maybe 2-3m after headlessness.

Farting? hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# If ever there was a time to say
"your fart smells of death" this would be it
(JoePesky, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# ok, my turn
EWW!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)