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# I managed to fly
after the heavy fog and before the heavy snow, both of which disrupted flights last week.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Holy crap, you can fly?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Why yes, yes I can
A combination of strict mental disciplines, occult rituals, a magic potion made from the body fat cut from an unbaptised boy child, and an aeroplane.

Incidentally, the magic potion has to be under 100ml and in a clear plastic bag or they won't let you fly with it.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# "and an aeroplane?"
Boo.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I use it to carry my luggage
I may be awesome but I'm also a bit lazy.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)