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# 'But that's what the guide said....... and stop calling me Shirley!'
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Tusk, tusk
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *face-palms*, *head-desks* and *spangs with XL frying pan*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ^This
In absolute spangloads.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# that pun nelly killed me

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I'd chastise you for the pun but that would be hypocrisy in action
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# that was rather trunkated.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# nice drawings but
they look like they're fucked up on E
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Keo wouldn't know what that meant and Moo would probably look disapprovingly. Keo doesn't need drugs to be off his head crazy though, he's like a 5 year old on a caffeine drip ;)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Moo looks like
he is an E!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Moo is a girl, she'll let you off this time though ;p
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I'm glad about that
I was worried that I fancied a cartoon boy cow (or bull, if you will)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Well, she is made of leather. Kinky
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Needs mour ning.
Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I love these two btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# an elephant named Phil escaped from West Midlands Safari Park...
...and managed to get all the way back to Africa.

On his second day of wandering round the plains he encountered the fabled Elephant Grave Yard.

An old and decrepit elephant was already there so Phil approached him. The old elephant said "Have you come here to die?"

and Phil replied, "No, I came here yesterdie".
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *facepalm* Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# it's the only sensible reaction
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I'm a fan of the terrible pun. It's a weakness
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I declare this excruciatingly painful pun day.
Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Everyday
is painful pun day on b3ta.com.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Tis true ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# painful puns? That's intereSTING

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# you're too smart
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# No need to be a grOUCH about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# You've throbbed me of my dignity

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# That' scold that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
elephant's with regional British accent jokes are always win!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Well that one was certainly done by the Goons so it's at least fifty years old.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I fucking hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Have you no shame?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hey CM
How was the island adventure?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hey, Tribs.
It was islandy. Exciting journey back, what with thunder, lightening, high winds, snow, sleet, and hail.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Sounds like fun. And sounds like Skye
All four seasons in as many hours.

In other news : b3ta.com's gentrified animals responsible for the return of the monocle.
www.express.co.uk/ourcomments/view/147311/Monocles-are-back-in-fashion-gentlemen
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# With the added worry of "will the ferry be cancelled?"
The lightening was great though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I managed to fly
after the heavy fog and before the heavy snow, both of which disrupted flights last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Holy crap, you can fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Why yes, yes I can
A combination of strict mental disciplines, occult rituals, a magic potion made from the body fat cut from an unbaptised boy child, and an aeroplane.

Incidentally, the magic potion has to be under 100ml and in a clear plastic bag or they won't let you fly with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# "and an aeroplane?"
Boo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I use it to carry my luggage
I may be awesome but I'm also a bit lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Nope, not a single bit
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)