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# Have a nice End of December, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Christmas is ruined :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# You know what, Nick.
Christmas is ruined so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# yes
it should be renamed 'ker-chingmas'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Im getting some jeans and a jumper
It's not all bad.

Im also watching some skis on ebay but some cunt has already bid on them.
There's still 3 and a half days left ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Hey that's pretty cool.
Maybe only half ruined then, yeah? Yeah. Half ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Yeah everyone loves clothes when you get older
Socks would be awesome right now
As well as some new boxers.
I can't be bothered buying them.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# new underwear?
that's mum you're thinking of, not santa
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Same difference
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# i'm getting an iron
a fucking IRON.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# uh-oh
even i know better than to buy domestic appliances for my other half...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# it's off my mum
she put a note on it saying "take the hint"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# send it back, with all your laundry.
don't forget to include the note :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# i'm sending it back anyway
it's broken! still, she's also got me a bike, a wallet, some clothes, a bottle of booze and the alien quadrilogy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# broken?
maybe you need to heat it up by the fire beforehand?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# it cost £4 from asda
it's a piece of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Hey HEY.
Less of that, okay? Very upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# No, I don't get christmas this year so why should anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# You can share mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Thank you :) Merry Christmas Tiny Ttssattsr!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I'm a caterpillar. Caterpillars like to share Christmas.
Drr drr drr drrrr drr drr drrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I'm a fatterpillar
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Wheeeee!
Lookit him go!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# You know what noise he's making?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Drr drr drr drrrr drr drr drrr?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# why not?
Been a bad little boy?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Yes but it's not because of that, someone just decided that I should work over Christmas and New Years. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# *waits for 'i'm self employed' punchline*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# That would be me, Ted.
Ted.But I'm giving myself two days off this year. I'm a kind and generous boss to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# me2
but i'm off for two whole weeks. :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)