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# Or a goat
if you bought an urban farm.
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# Or a cheese shop
If you bought a cheese shop
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Or a dog who talks
if you bought and are watching Men in Black with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.
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# Or a soul
If you are the devil and have just been engaging Dr Faustus in business.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Or a full english and a cup of tea
if you're in a greasy spoon.
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# Or the entirity of the MPs expense account details
If you are a mole working for the Daily Torygraph.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Or David Bellamy
if you are David Bellamy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ...
i fold
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Or the very concept of existence and its associated entities
If you are a philosophical construct.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)