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# Which animal tells the most fibs?
Lion.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Why has Noddy got a bell on his hat?
Because he's a twat.
(twattybanjo, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Why have elephants go big ears?
they act as heat exchangers, helping to moderate the elephants' body temperatures and have a secondary function in aggression displays.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# My Dad's got no nose
How does he smell?

His olfractory bulb is intact it's just the cartilaginous protrusion that's missing.
(twattybanjo, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha Hoegaarden adverts FTW
"Hans - when is a door not a door?"

"It's always a door, Kurt."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)