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# Well, do ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# *pulls*
aw dammit -you win
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# super-poibity!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# This is the Marks and Spencer Luxury Range Cracker...
The most powerful Christmas cracker in the world...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# YAY
What great xmas cracker jokes has everyone had so far? I think the best I've had is:-

Q: What do you call a horse with its pyjamas on?
A: A Zebra!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Which animal tells the most fibs?
Lion.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Why has Noddy got a bell on his hat?
Because he's a twat.
(twattybanjo, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Why have elephants go big ears?
they act as heat exchangers, helping to moderate the elephants' body temperatures and have a secondary function in aggression displays.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# My Dad's got no nose
How does he smell?

His olfractory bulb is intact it's just the cartilaginous protrusion that's missing.
(twattybanjo, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha Hoegaarden adverts FTW
"Hans - when is a door not a door?"

"It's always a door, Kurt."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Did I pull six crackers, or just five?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# haha
"...now I know what you're thinking. Will I get the nail clippers or just the fortune telling fish?..."
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# C LI N T ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# cracking stuff!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# woo!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)