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# Self-defence..


Merry Christmas, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Did the scamp empty his sack too?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Judging by where the knife is I'd say yes, yes he did.*
*maybe not low enough ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I wouldn't recommend rummaging around in the bottom of your stocking, this year.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Cherry Mristmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Thank you, Ma'am.
Seasons Greetings to you & yours..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# hahaha its a glimpse of the future
with conservatives in power and the right to kill anyone that enters your house!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Anyone that isn't Santa coming in to my house at 2am is going to get the sharp end of a katana in their ribcage.
My first priority will always be my comics & no fucker touches them, but me.

Wank mags I can live without..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# ..and he was helping himself to my mince pies..
mitigating circumstances.....let off with a caution :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)