then the heat wave came due to the afterbirth of Dutch Inventor Mediocre's Smug Cannonmelting although lifesome food stuffs. Leading to Unparalleled Famine and Destructions.
Lucky he went on to invent rice really.
(Lucky he went on to invent rice really.
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In 1746, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Rice Pudding.He did so as a method of fixing holes in walls but as a laugh told people it was food. What a cunt!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:38,
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