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# Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together

with jews

From the people that brought you 'I just can't stop loving jews'

/edit: Hello. Is this thing on?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# i thought joos ate hosses?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)
# In 1945, the Dutch Inventor Mediocre invents the Jew
Thus thwarting the nazi effort to endeavour sleigh rides without jews, and subsequentially ending WWII.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I remember that episode.
It was great! But my favourite one was when The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented rainbow coloured bubbles, but then it was banned by His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie I on the grounds that it was not in fact rainbow coloured but beige. And wasn't in fact bubbles but was a chicken. The Dutch Inventor Mediocre is now in prison awaiting execution by method of death by Penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# No not bloody penguin
it was bad enough yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# the chocolate biscuit confectionary or the semi aquatic bird creature?
you have come up with my second favourite sentences today on b3ta.. pipped by cockweasle's:
"high on pubes and shitting down the burgerphone"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# It is actually a chocolate covered semi aquatic bird.
They only exist in 1930s Ethiopia.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# then the heat wave came due to the afterbirth of Dutch Inventor Mediocre's Smug Cannon
melting although lifesome food stuffs. Leading to Unparalleled Famine and Destructions.

Lucky he went on to invent rice really.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# In 1746, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Rice Pudding.
He did so as a method of fixing holes in walls but as a laugh told people it was food. What a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I'm still hoping to get my name cleared from that episode

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# As with all your crimes against humanity. But it won't ever happen!
I heard a rumour that you once travelled to Ulan Bator in search of the fabled seamhorse of alcatraz. When you got there, you discovered that Alcatraz was actually a prison in movies with Nicholas Cage, and is therefore in Hollywood, and not Mongolia. I heard that when you discovered the aforementioned fact you became so tumescent with rage that you set fire to a washing machine and threw it over a house. Thus began the 1911 revolution resulting in the deaths of literally some chinese and mongolian people. I hope you're proud of yourself!

However, as I have so far been unable to confirm this 100%, I can't include it in my forthcoming book

"The Dutch Inventor Mediocre; Monster or Misunderstood Genius?;
Definitely Monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# "literally some"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Lucky for me, books haven't been invented yet

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Ha! Jokes on you!
I invented them over christmas! Soon the world will know your evil deeds!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# DAYUM

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
have something involving giant dogs and our future prime minister
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Well it is my opinion that anyone who can't handle a pack of dogs doesn't deserve to be prime minister anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha
He's clearly enjoying a day at the beach there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# That seamburger certainly is not lidl!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# The shop behind is lidl you foolish man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA! PIG HEAD BABBY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I am become deaf; disturbular of vermbs.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Dangerous animals: dangerous.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# This here forum is a showcase of new and cutting edge photoshop techniques
I haven't seen anything like it anywhere else
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Yeah, fuck you worth1000! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! PHOTOSHOP

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# FAKE
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
#

(herman:D, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *calls the police*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# The hooves aren't rotating.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# 2/5 needs more Buffy

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# :D
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# CHILICOCK

chilicockchilicockchilicockchilicockchilicock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# best thread ever!
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)