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# fine i get marina and the colonel gets natasha or whatever that other one was called
You can't have them all bro.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)
# What. I'm the reason you know Marina. She's mine too. I'm not so worried about Natasha.
YOU'RE BEING VERY UPSETTING.
AlsodibsonHayley.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# sorry i'm very emotional right now
we can talk about this in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# It is the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:31, archived)
# Oh yeah okay fine
Fine, fine, whatever, you can have marina. But I call seconds on whichever one of the two you don't marry. fair? fair.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
# ACCEPTABLE.
I'm glad we've resolved this peacefully. Your reward is to keep drinking until sunrise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)
# I'll settle for one of:
Eva Green
Audrey Tautou
or
the 1980s model Miryam D'Abo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)