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Happy new year to you all :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)

Well shit!

HNY

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)

hello. happy new yar :D

may I ask you what the chain of initials is that you tped at me a bit ago is.. please.

also........... I'm shit faced

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:38, archived)

Which ones were they?

I use all kinds of them. ... I'll search back...
edit:
Hit archive limit with no luck. Must have been a while ago.
Likely it was WYHPWNHS --WooYayHouplaPanowieWoahNellyHatStand,
which I think is all of the standard set in one go and the most insane. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)

a serious chain...

i followed it to woo yay hooplah panowie... then it continued/... it may of be at my gary glitter fp... but it not sure...

also you say AAU... also i would like to know what that stands for :D
(of what you typed that seems quite right.. but now I have absolutely no idea what it is that you typed it at... lol)

AAU?

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:14, archived)

EIEIO & ETC most likely then, and Ace As Usual

HTH... LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:18, archived)

i thought i grasped

but it would seemdd i flailed at reality.

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:20, archived)

Acronyms are linguistic turds.

ALSO

and therefore great fun IMHO...ROFLZ!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:27, archived)

i want his clothings!fez and purple man strides! I want them. I'm just going to havr to make do with a tie dyed couurdaroy flairs... aren't i....

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:45, archived)

A thing of beauty

Is a joy forever.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)

hahaha!

ALSO: D:

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:51, archived)

Looks like marmite to me.

Too shiny to be poo.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)

Also: Pu Sticks™

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)

I don't understand.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)

to the paper.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)

Where am I?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:00, archived)

Where was the last reported sighting?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:00, archived)

TOMORROW.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)

Awesome

you're probably somewhere near there then.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)

Help, I'm trapped under my desk.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)

Is there somebody I should call?

You know, as a New Year's good deed.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:03, archived)

CALL MOFAHA.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:08, archived)

WHERE ARE YOU?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)

I THINK I'M ON THE FLOOR. I DON'T KNOW.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:16, archived)

the dranse flour?

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:14, archived)

I'm sure he'll be on his way.

Edit: See!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)

You did some poo on your finger. Also hell fuck this cider is awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)

hell fuck yeah

i have scotch, beer, weed and headphones. i've just run out of smokes though SO BAD NEWS THERE.

DAMN.

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)

Fuck yes good evenings.

Kentish Strong Cider here, A Place To Bury Strangers on my Grados and one lonely Lucky Strike left.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)

excellent news :)

not yet midnight here & i'm off to obtain more cigs.

WISH ME LUCK

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)

Bring me back some. It's 4am and I'm fucked otherwise.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)

ok guys, i'm back with the cigs

SMOKE UP

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:37, archived)

I WANT TO MAKE A SANDWICH.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:40, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRQGCrEvApc

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)

Oh fuck. Elbow wins again.

Karp and Lungfish in their similar artists too. I am ALL OVER RYE COALITION.

Much a fan of Lungfish, by the way?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)

nope, i'll give them a listen..

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:15, archived)

Feral Hymns is their best.

Necrophones and Love is Love follow.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:48, archived)

I thought I had.

Then I found a couple of packs. I'll share if you want.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:07, archived)

hello happy new decade

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)

Hello Zeltergiset.

Happy New Tree. Or at least happy beards.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:07, archived)

Have you been raucously celebrating

It took me four goes to write raucous and it still looks wrong

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:08, archived)

I HAVE NOT. Family commitment garbage this year. A litre of cider will help.

I can only assume you drank your weight in BEER.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)

Like some sort of man

then I came home and for some reason decided to watch a womanly film. to balance it out i guess.

It does have zooey... desch... desh... dejzh... zooey in though.

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)

Dibs on Zooey Deschanel.

DIBS DIBS DIBS.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:15, archived)

Dear god,

why I have never heard of her before?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)

Dibs dibs dibs bagsy dibs.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)

She is pretty and she is married to a guy from a band

But I reckon you could do it colonel. fight ttssattsr

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:19, archived)

for like number one contender or mandatory challenger or whatever that position is called in the pro fighting world

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:20, archived)

I called dibs, you fat drunk.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:23, archived)

fine i get marina and the colonel gets natasha or whatever that other one was called

You can't have them all bro.

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)

What. I'm the reason you know Marina. She's mine too. I'm not so worried about Natasha.

YOU'RE BEING VERY UPSETTING.
AlsodibsonHayley.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)

sorry i'm very emotional right now

we can talk about this in the morning

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)

It is the morning.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:31, archived)

Oh yeah okay fine

Fine, fine, whatever, you can have marina. But I call seconds on whichever one of the two you don't marry. fair? fair.

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)

ACCEPTABLE.

I'm glad we've resolved this peacefully. Your reward is to keep drinking until sunrise.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)

I'll settle for one of:

Eva Green
Audrey Tautou
or
the 1980s model Miryam D'Abo.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)

I can only hope

that this is your b3ta stats quote...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)

Colonel Boris did so much wee in the sink.

C'moonnn quote pixies.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:27, archived)

Ha! Nicely!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:28, archived)

Zeltergiset secretly told me he is gay with

bees.

If my quote isn't this I'll cry.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)

Ttssattsr is fat and gross on purpose so expectations of him are lower

That one might be too long :C

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)

Oh gosh, Ben.

Oh gosh.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)

passes the tissues.

( You've seen the pic)

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)

LOLs

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)

I might as well.

I've got an entry in The Bastard Log with Mrs Boris for undefined reasons, so I may as well add fighting for the attentions of other pretty women...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:23, archived)

Get 'em dukes up!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)

Wait what did you do to her ftp

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)

Buggered if I know.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:49, archived)

Not a good start :C

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:53, archived)

I'll live.

I think she just has a cold and a hangover.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:54, archived)

Is australia nice?

I asked captain howdy a while ago if australia was nice. EMBARASSING. Too many military types on here.

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)

It's lovely.

Weather's been a bit grim over the last couple of weeks, but it's great.
(p.s. - I'm not militray (ex or otherwise), it's a character from The Man With The Golden Gun who brainwashes Bond into trying to kill M)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)

IDENTITY THEFT

oh my god oh my god 99999999

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)

"99999999"

*Notes down zeltergiset's PIN*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:55, archived)

I've never ironed with an elephant before.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)

Makes stuff real flat

Try it

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)

ttssattsr

pick a card any card..

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)

OKAY I picked one in my head

Now guess

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:47, archived)

4 of clubs

I went for the 5 of diamonds but then I changed my mind.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)

no actually ace of spades because double bluff

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)

Fuck it. I'm going to listen to Bomber by Motorhead.

FUCK IT.

Motoerhead.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:09, archived)

omfg LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

happy new year mofaha :D!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)

Ttssattsr is stuck under his desk

he asked me to call.
Oh. And happy New Year.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:10, archived)

i can see the brown and i rejec it through my own terribleness....

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)

Ha ha! Fuck!

I'd keep in a supply of Velociraptor steaks if that was me.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:51, archived)

And to think

You could have gone for the 'Celerator' or 'Carrotman' but no, you went for "The Cabbage" (I know it's a lettuce)

Also, nice post.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:53, archived)

the top of his finger is on backwards

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:39, archived)