They're the only company who failed to deliver something to me before Christmas.And despite not delivering it until the 30th, their tracking page is adamant they delivered it on the 25th.
They're not fucking Santa Claus!*
*He gets his from Mrs Claus on Boxing Day, he likes it rough.
(They're not fucking Santa Claus!*
*He gets his from Mrs Claus on Boxing Day, he likes it rough.
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:48,
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I once saw a CityLink courier drop a fragile parcel down our driveway (which is downhill)Then he looked bemused as to why I refused to sign for it.
It was covered in cat poo.
(It was covered in cat poo.
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:50,
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They also once left a 'you were out' card whilst my dad was in the front garden.He even waved at my dad on his way out, so my dad assumed he delivered it.
Much lols on the phone to them that day.
(Much lols on the phone to them that day.
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:51,
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And the 'sorry, we tried to deliver the parcel at 5.55am' card. lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:53,
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And the 'Please arrange to pick up the package from your local depot: Manchester'.I live in Leeds FFS.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:53,
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In summary,Incompetent fuckwits, the lot of them.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:54,
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How many City Link employees have you stabbed with bullets?
Ttssattsr,
Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:54,
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Just the one.It was in self defence of course, he was delivering my gun after all.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:56,
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