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# badaBING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# As the worlds leading expert on Bing Crisby,
I condone this picture! But I have 1 slight issue! Which I shall rectify now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:44, archived)
# I have resolved the issue!


Everyone knows that Bing Crosby's head does not fit on a normal computer screen!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! BIG HEAD! HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:07, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! SHOPPING!


Click for bigger (98 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:11, archived)
# SHIT HAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:08, archived)
# STUPID SHIT HAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Fucking awesome comedy gift! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Why is that hat so STUPID and SHIT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Because you're racist?
You like the white bits, but the black bits offend you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:33, archived)
# WRONG
two more guesses are allowed
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:34, archived)
# You hate two tone?
n
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# Redsushi, I like you so I will give you a hint for your final guess
the hint is: The correct answer has nothing to do with my perception of the hat and everything to do with why it is so STUPID and SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Is it because it is mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:50, archived)
# Or is it because it is eating all my ketchup?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:51, archived)
# You already used up all your guesses and you are still wrong
maybe you will understand why it is such a STUPID SHIT HAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:56, archived)
# madnis madnis we call it madnis
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)
# it's a magic hat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)
# you can't hurry love
no, you'll just have to wait
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)
# Kind of looks like ziggy stardust there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:14, archived)
# He does a bit, you're right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Big B& Time
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:45, archived)
# I love your dancing cats down there.
I don't think I've seen them before.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Newish, and haven't pead it to death yet, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:55, archived)
# i especially like the owl whispering into his hear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:58, archived)
# I was inspired by the movie "The Owl Whisperer"
starring badaBING Crosby.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:00, archived)
# BING BING BING BING BING
His parents named him after the search engine
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:13, archived)
# His brother is called Jeeves.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:14, archived)
# My great grandfather is called altavista.
He died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:19, archived)
# That's soso sad babe :(
Me and my sister Metacrawler are all broken up for you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:31, archived)
# It's ok
my brother had a kid called Wolfram Alpha who is the light of my life now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Indecent Proposal - Divorce Edition - By Metrostar.avi.torrent
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:26, archived)
#
* 1. Cut opening scenes/voiceovers on pier with David and on bus with Diana.
* 2. Added music from soundtrack cd to opening titles.
* 3. Cut shot of stove without underpants.
* 4. Cut Diana saying “I love you, even without the money” and subsequent sex-scene and David looking at Diana while she sleeps.
* 5. Cut David and Diana embracing in hotel room paid for by Gage.
* 6. Cut Diana saying “He’d tell you to go to hell” and Gage saying “I didn’t hear him say that.” in pool game/proposal scene.
* 7. Cut David and Diana in bed talking about past lovers.
* 8. Cut all of Davids scenes showing what was happening to him while Diana was with Gage.
* 9. Cut Diana in the bathroom on the boat putting lipstick on.
* 10. Cut man in restaurant with food all over his jacket saying “I’m taking it off.”
* 11. Cut Diana saying “I hate him” in fight with David at their home.
* 12. Cut some of Diana crying in paper chair.
* 13. Cut Jeremy on exercise bike saying “Hi Di” and David saying he’s not there, Diana saying she doesn’t want to talk to David and Jeremy telling Diana that she and David love each other and need to work it out.
* 14. Cut David taking shoes off table and picking towel off floor.
* 15. Cut Gage fooling around in foreign student class.
* 16. Removed audio of Gage saying “Nice people, they want the american dream” and Diana replying “They saw it in the flesh tonight” as they walk from foreign student class.
* 17. Cut David saying “Do you wanna know a secret, we’re invincible” to Gage in the rain outside restaurant.
* 18. Cut Mr Shackleford seeing the ripped up photos of Diana taped back together and stuck on wall, after dumping David on the couch.
* 19. Cut everything after David signs the divorce papers.
* 20. Added new song to closing credits. “Life Ain’t Always Beautiful” by Gary Allan now plays instead of “A Love So Beautiful” by Roy Orbison.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Nise1, MoFH, m8.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 5:04, archived)
# LAWL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 5:24, archived)
# This picture is making me think
"KFC VAMPIRE"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 5:58, archived)