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# the only shopping accident i've had
was tripping over whilst carrying 2 bottles of cheap plonk. got a 5-inch scar on my right elbow thanks to landing on the bottles, but neither of them got below the waist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Ouch
I childishly slid across an aisle on my knees when I knew no-one was watching a few weeks ago.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# arf!
the actual cut didn't hurt, it was so clean and quick. 3 hours later, i was morphined off my tits, stitches in place, celebrating my best mate's 21st in true drunken style!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Hooray!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# it takes more than a sliced arm to stop me partying!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# also, is anyone else watching the women's darts?
those are some ugly bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Noooooooo horrid
off to smoke guitar and play a beer now, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)
# bye!
have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
# i won't miss a party!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)