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# Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
Gents, it's a free-for-all.

Go on.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# the gents are few and far between right now
nobody likes a ton of loose skin :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Is it loose enought that I could tie myself up in ya
if so I'll hop on the train first thing!
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)
# you probably could!
if i pin my arms to my sides, i could fucking glide!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)
# flying squirrel wi
/ac
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)
# pff
i get a free tummy tuck sometime this year, which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)
# I'd love to be a flying squirrel for a day
Or a pterodactyl. That way I could have a day of flying AND a day of being a dinosaur rolled into one.

Just one of many fantastic days out I wish I could have. Others include taking a tiger for a walk on a lead, and riding on the back of a bear through a woods.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)
# i've ridden an elephant
and had a python around my neck and had a tarantula on my shoulder, but it was my tarantula, but that doesn't really count. i'd like to be a megalodon for a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)
# All of those sound awesome
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# hey, I'm an epic car-crash too.
Not much comfort there, but hey ho.

I've been bald since the age of 22, btw
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)
# bald can be very distinguished
as long as the hair doesn't migrate to your back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Oh.
Oh dear.

Guess what?

Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# hahaha!
oh well, you could always wax!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)