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Today I've been teaching myself how to weave.

What have yawl been upto?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)

I've spent the entire day playing Dead Space on ps3. And drinking tea.

It has been my most productive day this year.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)

I got about halfway though that and couldn't be bothered.

My attatchment to Issak was non-existant and I thought the gameplay was a bit too repeatative, I traded it for SF4 which was also shit, shame really.
Currently playing Assassins Creed II, Ratchet and Clank: ACIT and Fallout 3: Mothership Zeta.
I highly reccomend all of these, fallout's a bit bloody glitchy though eh?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)

Mass Effect, Halflife 2, Madworld, Final Fantasy XII and Mario Kart

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

Mass Effect was good :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)

Let's go mining! Mining in space!

Wow, these creatures have killed me, I must get stronger.
Yay! I got stronger and killed the creatures.

Er... wanna go space mining? No, me neither.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)

I'm a fan of mindlessly getting stronger and killing things.

In fact, I'm playing through dead space again at the second, partly due to lack of anything else to do, partly because it lets me stay as strong as I was at the end of the game, and slaughter things mindlessly.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)

racing games are better

like mariokart double dash or demolition racer.
GTA vice city is awesome, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)

I have doubledash

but left my gamecube controllers round my ex's brother's house.

So I can't play it :(

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)

rollingcabbage gave me his gamecube

well, i say gave, he said it could live at my house.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)

Hooray

I've actually just promised a friend the same arrangement, when I get some controllers

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)

my sister recently got a wii

so i got her xbox, as well as a shitload of games, including vice city.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)

Nice :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)

anything that takes my mind off ocarina of time is a good thing

i've spent way too long on that game, completed it 4 times. jabu-jabu still annoys the hell out of me, but i can spend hours on the fishing bit!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)

Get Oddworld: Strangers Wrath

hands down the best game on that system.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)

i remember once

winding my mum up when she was doing a buffet, asking her if she was planning to serve meech munchies :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)

Abe's Oddysey

was one of the hardest games I've ever played. I was quite young at the time though.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)

I'm liking it more for what they are planning with the sequels,

how you are when you finish the first one is how the second one is going to start effecting the second games storyline and such. Also I pretty much enjoy the killing and mining and the alien sex scene.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)

I really enjoyed mass effect (aside from the pointless driving around empty planets)

I think the format for the dialogue was awesome and I liked chucking grenades at people. Also I made my guy have a massive jaw and a tiny forehead. I liked watching him try to emote.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)

in regard to Mass effect see above.

Is Madworld any good? I saw it in HMV for £6 and considered it.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)

it's very bloody and silly

and has some of the most peurile commentary ever.. I personally love it.

plus one of the commentators is Greg Proops, Greg Proops!

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)

I completed dead space earlier. The last boss was underwhelmingly easy.

I was looking for my copy of fallout for about half a year, and then a few days ago my brother decided that a perfect birthday present would be to reveal that he'd known where it was the whole time.

I've played a good portion of assassin's creed now, never played Ratchet and Clank.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

Today I've been teaching myself how to wave.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)

how is it going?

my biggest problem is avoiding my own face during the process.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

Sorry dude can't read your comment

there's a fucking hand in front of my face.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

I keep getting asked about the black eyes

I've been telling people I get abused by my wife to avoid the embarrassment.

I don't even have a wife.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)

I woke up at a 11am.. read for a bit.. fell back to sleep

HAD CRAZY DREAMS woke up at 2pm went down stairs spent a fair few hours mocking the TV with my housemate till we watched the UFC 108 prelims. and played some computer games.

this has been a constructive day.

I like your weave. By this I think I am making some form of pubic euphamism.. although I can't be too sure.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)

Oohhh, Cheeky! ;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)

WEAVLE

Edit: drinking and playing assassins creed 2

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)

Good show!

I'm trying to find the last statue in the villa, I want my 2000f damn it!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

Look online

I use online to find all the glyths because I know I wouldnt be arsed to do it again.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)

You filthy cheating cunt!

I refuse to faq unless I'm really stuck/mashed.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)

I only did it because I'd found about 2 of them and the cheevos are piss easy

apart from find 100 feathers which will be a cunt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)

you filthy cheating cunt

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FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)

Got a headset yet?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)

Me and Petehix talked and shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)

peeing. a lot.

due to stopping the festive bingeing yesterday, all the fluid i've been retaining is hurrying to get out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

you should maybe try gathering up all your silica gel sachets from around the house,

you'll find them mostly in your shoe boxes and binocular cases, then fashion a quilt or similar by sewing these together and simply let the gel do it's thing.

"What retained fluid!?!!"

Caketip #274

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)

pff!

i'm just glad i live in a flat, no running upstairs to the loo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)

I've been teaching myself how to kill.

So far, I've been grossly inefficient.

What a sodding mess.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

!!!!

Practice makes.... well it still makes a mess but you get used to it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)

heheheheh.

Worth a look.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)

I WILL KILL AGAIN

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FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)

I find it helps to try out a few techniques on yourself first to see which is the most effective.

You'll get it in no time!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)

Again, what a mess.

And pitiful results.
And fuck me, I'm starving.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)

might i suggest

sausage and egg on toast?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)

Good idea.

Kill that, then move on to bigger targets later.

Still hungry, though.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)

i have an unholy craving for quavers

but i have none. i shall have a piece of toast instead.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)

Semiquavers might be the answer.

Cos you type like a fat lass.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)

hahaha!

i was very fat, but now i've lost 15 stones
*smugs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)

*falls in luv for no good reason*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)

you need no reason

i am AWESOME

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.

Gents, it's a free-for-all.

Go on.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)

the gents are few and far between right now

nobody likes a ton of loose skin :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)

Is it loose enought that I could tie myself up in ya

if so I'll hop on the train first thing!
;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)

you probably could!

if i pin my arms to my sides, i could fucking glide!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)

flying squirrel wi

/ac

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)

pff

i get a free tummy tuck sometime this year, which is nice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)

I'd love to be a flying squirrel for a day

Or a pterodactyl. That way I could have a day of flying AND a day of being a dinosaur rolled into one.

Just one of many fantastic days out I wish I could have. Others include taking a tiger for a walk on a lead, and riding on the back of a bear through a woods.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)

i've ridden an elephant

and had a python around my neck and had a tarantula on my shoulder, but it was my tarantula, but that doesn't really count. i'd like to be a megalodon for a day.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)

All of those sound awesome

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)

hey, I'm an epic car-crash too.

Not much comfort there, but hey ho.

I've been bald since the age of 22, btw

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)

bald can be very distinguished

as long as the hair doesn't migrate to your back

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:27, archived)

Oh.

Oh dear.

Guess what?

Yep.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)

hahaha!

oh well, you could always wax!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)

Shitting Christ, 15 stone!

was it intentional?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)

yep

gastric bypass. i was ill for years, housebound most of the time, so i just got bigger and bigger. when i almost hit 30 stones, i thought "fuck this, i'm doing something about it" so i did.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)

Well done then there

That's quite a bloody achivement,if I tried that I'd be minus 3 1/2 stone.
I don't wanna weigh that until they launch my corpse into space.
Edit: does that mean you have to get a job now? if so :(

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)

no, i'm still unemployable!

i've had over £1,000,000 worth of surgery over the years, but i'm still not finished. one day, all my bits will be working! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)

Yay for not working

and also working bits!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)

not working can be great

but you do feel a bit useless at times. i've never even signed on the dole, i've been on the sick since i was 16, which is a pisser.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)

I'd be so fucking busy if I wasn't working

I'd have time for procrastination and getting my various projects completed and I'd also get to spend a lot more time wtih my girfriend and baby girl.
I'd probably feel less useless than I do whilst I'm pissing away 8 hours a day doing something I'm thoroughly fed up with.
Do you have any hobbies?
I'd be stitching, gaming, knitting and baking all the time.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:22, archived)

i do knit a lot

just finished a king sized blanket for my bed. i love reading and i'm a HUGE film fanatic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)

Huge films eh?

This one's for you.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)

pff!

no zombies!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)

Gotta love them Zombies.

anyhoo, bedtime I reacon.
Gnite.
(-_-) z z Z

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)

they are awesome, aren't they?

g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)

Jobs are shit.

Please remember that.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)

i try

it's easy when my sister moans how tired she is after a hard day's work

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)

She's right.

Jobs are shit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:27, archived)

i'd like a job that involves lots of sex

or power.
or both.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)

Try prostitution.

Y'never know.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:45, archived)

Great work with that :)

I've lost 14 stone in the last 19 months

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)

are chairs less comfy?

i find sitting down isn't the pleasure it used to be. also, i can feel my hips when i lie down, it interferes with my sleep!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)

I'm ok

I have muscles where there used to be just fat

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)

i'd like to build up a bit of muscle

but i'm still not allowed to do much :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)

I never listened to what the doctors told me

If I did I'd still be pretty much bedridden and off my head on painkillers because treating me is not cost effective compared to letting me live in agony most days.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)

doctors are cunts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)

Yes, yes they are

I can officially smug it up these days, because I lost all the weight they say was causing the problems with my spine. It wasn't that at all, they just didn't think I'd lose the weight to prove them wrong. Cunts

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:46, archived)

Writing php and worrying

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

Also lots of confusion and feeling sad

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)

Yeah, it has some terrible side-effects.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

Oh wate, you said pHp

Never mind.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

Today I've been teaching myself how to sieve.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

so, if you're teaching yourself

...then that means you already knew how.

my brain hurts now

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)

Barely remember much

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)

watching the Detroit Lions lose again

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Shiksa, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

Today I've been teaching myself how sleep after midnight again,

so far not doing that well ackchewally...

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..wil, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)

It's always before midnight somewhere

you're doing a sterling job sah!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)

What's that?

Looming on the horizon?

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)

I will kill again.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)

If you were gonna kill a dude how would you kill that dude?

And how would you dispose of what was left of that dude?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)

What's the situation?

I would require some form of motivation.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)

I dunno; depends on you, dude. This dude has done whatever it would take to make you want to kill him.

Tortured everyone you love or queue-jumped. Whatever.

And you've invited him round for dinner.

How do you proceed?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)

I've always liked the idea of a syringe full of bleach

something involviing needles definately, possibly a massive dose of heroin.
I'd probably eat the body, depending on the hygene standards of the guy, as it's a shame to waste good meat.
I think maybe crushing the bones into splinters and scattering them across a few beaches would do the trick.
I don't think my girlfriend would be up for this though.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)

Maybe she's secretly really in to that sort of thing

But asking her first would ruin it

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)

Whenever I meet someone for the first time,

I think to myself, "if I had to kill this person, how would I go about it?"

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)

What's been your most inventive hypothetical method so far?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)

being raised on Bugs Bunny / Roadrunner,

I go for booby traps. Things like detonators attached to doorknobs, anvils hanging from trees.

If the person is particularly annoying -- Bare-handed strangulation.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)

Depends on the situation I had to kill him in.

But to dispose, I'd methodically strip the flesh from the corpse and burn it. Or feed it to pigs. I'd have to find some pigs.
Maybe I'm a pig keeper in this scenario... yeah. I'd feed the flesh and organs to my pigs.
Then for the bones I'd build a clay oven in the back yard and roast them as hot as possible until they're so brittle that you can easily crush them up into powder.
Then I'd use the powder to fertilise my fields.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:43, archived)

ask.metafilter.com/7921/#155715

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)

I prefer my way.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)

Your way requires you to be a pig farmer with a clay oven and fields to fertilise.

All I'm saying is don't rely on it.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)

It relies on nothing.

Clay ovens are extremely easy to build. Even if I had no pigs the oven would cremate flesh without any problem.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)

eww,

I don't think I'm cut out for this whole 'killing' thing

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)

Local practice for murderous pigfarmers here.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickton

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)

Yup.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)

Flies.

And then more flies.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)

Buzzards, dude!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)

Lazy bastards, the lot of them.

Also much too visible. All that circling and shit.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)

They are about the most unmotivated carnivores aren't they?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)

Death by flies would suck.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)

More correct to speak of maggots and larva for the last bit.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)

Bath full of sodium hydroxide

(It's for cleaning drains, dissolves fat, bones, skin, hair, all the things you'd find in a drain). I'd probably knock them out first as I wouldn't want to get splashed.

(Edit: On the plus side, it'd leave you a nice clean bath too)

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)

hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)