Because it would involve a great deal of profanity,
cynicism, hatred, vitriol and straightforward disliking of the entire concept of Last of the Summer Wine.
Pretty much what Boyle does best.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:41,
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ah, there's a risk of comedy involved though,
maybe have it hosted by a gravestone on an overcast day
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:44,
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