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# My missus bought me the wrong series of Family Guy
even though they are on the shelf in the front room.

having a nightmare exchanging it
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# For some reason I got a box-set of the Transformers films, even though I've shown no interest in watching either of them ever :(
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# just fire staples at your eyes
it's the same experience but it's less painful
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Sure there would be value in a b3ta gift exchange system...
There must be someone round here for whom the prospect of Megan Fox is worth sitting through those movies.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Megan Fox you say?
*re-evaluates rejected xmas gift*
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
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(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Ooo "Sutherland bodysnatchers" is almost a "Dawson Crying"
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# haha
i imagine megan fox smells of engine grease and old lube. yuck
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I imagine
she doesn't wipe afterwards, and just lets the conjealed spunk dry naturally on her inner thighs
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# fucking her would be like peeling open a toasted cheese sandwich
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I'd rather fuck a cheese toastie
fresh out of the Breville
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# ITS YOU !!!
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# *fetches killing hammers*
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha you bugger!
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Gah!
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)