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# obese people over a certain weight gradually turn into Pizza the Hutt over time
nobody knows why
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hehe
tasty tasty Pizza the Hutt
content6.flixster.com/photo/51/52/82/5152824_gal.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# it's due to all the pizza
toppings oozing out of their pores. Sometimes they eat so much pizza that the body has nowhere left to store it. They're too fat to get up and go to the loo, so the food starts oozing out from various places.

100% Scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# 100% SCIENTIFIC TASTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# !
maybe that's Pizza Hut's trade secret(ion)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# 100% Erotic, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Hey, hey, hey. Science can be erotic too!
Don't make me try and remember who made the "science is sexy" pic that I have on my hard-drive.

Because I won't! Remember.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)